Saturday, February 18, 2017

I Am Apolitical, But...

What does German Chancellor Angela Merkel mean when she says Islam is not the source of terror? Could it be she is admitting that the terror attacks and shootings we have witnessed over the past few years were not real attacks at all, but rather staged incidents to sway public opinion?

The Pope says something similar while urging everyone to be calm. I don't know if this particular Pope is suffering from dementia or is simply a good communist, but His Holiness is all over the place with mixed messages. We probably should not listen to him either. By the way, speaking of mass shootings, it's been a while since we've had one of those incidents. Since the election of Trump, as a matter of fact. Isn't that odd? He said they would stop after he was elected and what-do-you-know, he was right. Do you know why? Because those staged incidents occurred with blessings from a Democrat-controlled White House, that's why. It's propaganda, folks. American political theatre on the streets of Sandy Hook, San Bernadino, Aurora, and literally dozens of other places. Don't let them fool you!

Reality can be abrupt.
Is the deep state waging war on Donald Trump? Why do Democrats say they will impeach him? Are they just poor losers? Well, truly that is indeed the case, but they want globalist policies for everyone now! Well, tough titties, I want a rich uncle. Democrats have lost their minds since the election of Donald Trump. It is a sight to behold and a reminder to all of us why they say Liberalism is a mental disorder. It really is.

Additionally, the Democrats are willing to push for Civil War (so they say) in oder to keep the hard-fought rights of gay people and abortionists and illegal immigrants as well as the right of the EPA to police our lives according to our carbon footprint. According to the wacky Left, It would be a shame to roll back the new rules for the old rules, even though the new rules make absolutely no sense at all.

Democrats call themselves Liberal, or Progressive, to let everyone know they think we have to change how we do things on a regular basis, otherwise we're all going to die (of boredom, I guess). These changes deal with every aspect of your life. Libs say Christianity is a male-dominated religion, so it's gotta go. The same with Islam -- but first the Libs want to use Islam to fight Christianity -- I wouldn't make up this stuff!

Remember, Libs have no faith in anything and embrace personal characteristics like rudeness, elitism, cruelty, prevarication, and a predilection for leading from the rear.

If I've hurt your feelings while outlining some of the crazy things Libs have done just this week alone, then leave a message below and explain why the rest of us should listen to anything you people have to say.

I'm waiting.

Your Saturday Bonus Track

Sing The Blues

Many blues songs begin with "woke up this morning."

"I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the blues, unless you write something nasty on the next line, like, "I got a good woman - with the meanest dog in town."

Blues are simple. When you have the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes with it.

"Got a good woman with the meanest dog in town. He got teeth like Margaret Thatcher. And he weighs 'bout 500 pounds.

The blues are not about limitless choices. For instance, blues cars are Chevies and Cadillacs. Other acceptable blues transportation is the Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.

Teenagers can't sing the blues. Adults sing the blues. Blues adulthood means old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis or Ann Arbor. But Memphis sounds better.

You can have the blues in Dallas, but not in Plano or Highland Park. Hard times in Vermont or North Dakota are just a depression. Chicago, St. Louis, Memphis and Kansas City are still the best places to have the blues.

The blues are generally black and white. The following colors do not belong in the blues: a. violet, b. beige, c. mauve, d. taupe, e. flamingo.

You can't have the blues in an office or a shopping mall, the lighting is wrong.

Good places for the Blues include: a. the highway, b. the jailhouse, c. an empty bed. d. railroad tracks. e. crossroads.

No one will believe it's the blues if you wear a suit, unless you happen to be an African American man in his advanced years or one of the Blues Brothers.

Do you have the right to sing the blues?

Yes, if: a. your first name is a southern state b. You're blind c. You shot a man in Memphis. d. You can't be satisfied.

No, if: a. You were once blind but now can see, b. You're deaf, c. You have a trust fund, Your baby didn't leave you.

Neither Pat Boone nor Randy Travis can sing the blues. Somewhat surprisingly, Willie Nelson can sing the blues.

If you ask for water and your baby gives you gasoline, it's the blues. Other blues beverages are: a. wine (Ripple, MD 20/20) , b. Irish whiskey, c. muddy water.

If it occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is a blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse, or being denied treatment in an emergency room.

It is not a blues death, if you die during a facelift, a liposuction treatment, or Botox application.

Blues names for women include: a. Sadie, b. Big Mama, c. Bessie, d. Bertha, e. Josephine f. Lucille, g. Stella.

Some Blues Names for Men a. Joe b. Willie c. Little Willie d. Big Willie, e. Willie B., f. Lightning, g. Blackburn, h. Shotgun, i. B.B.

Other Blues Names (Starter Kit) a. Name of Physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Asthmatic), b. First name (see above) or name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi), c. Last Name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.). Or, you could generate your own blues name. Go here or check out the chart below.

A Blues way to communicate is to dial up the telephone or to "holla." Blackberrys or iPods are not Blues ways to communicate.

Blues weapons: a. shotgun, b. snub nosed 38, C.knife, D. voodoo.

People with the Blues eat barbecue, grits, corn bread, beans, and their (they) last meal.

Good blues musical instruments: Guitar (Lucille), Slide Trombone, Saxophone, Harmonica, string bass, piano, drums. Bad blues instruments: everything else, particularly inappropriate are the oboe, french horn, and viola.

You got the blues if you have lumbago, bi-polar disorder, or a bad back. A cold does not entitle you to the blues.

Black Jack is a good blues game. Keno is not.

Blues jobs include working on the railroad, picking cotton, musician, just got fired.

Blues animals include the junkyard dog and mule (not donkey).

Good blues words and their pronunciations/usage:

Word --  Blues --  Example
Sing       Sang      I cain't sang no more
Thing    Thang    That thang ain't no good
Can't     Cain't      I cain't be satisfied
Is Not   Ain't       Commonly used contraction (he ain't no good)
Think   Thank     That boy don't thank enough
Drink    Drank    Dont drank that drank
King     Kang      as in B. B. Kang
Their    They      They shoes ain't no good
You're   You       You deaf, You funny etc

Most country songs can be interchanged with blues songs (woman left me, crop didn't come in, dog died, etc pretty much work in the blues).

Last, the epitaph on a blues musician's tombstone reads: "I didn't wake up this morning"

Friday, February 17, 2017

New Sheriff In Town

The election is over and there's a new sheriff in town. We can finally utilize our first amendment rights and admit that Obama is the worst American president ever, "but such an individual could only attain and remain in power within the context of corrupt national institutions..."

The United States has significant domestic problems and threats from abroad, all of which are solvable, however not with the deep state politicians and the journalists who are controlling the national dialogue, few of whom serve the interests of the country or tell the American people the truth.

For Democrats, the only things Americans have in common are our differences. Democrats gain and maintain power by practicing tribal politics, emphasizing and exploiting divisions based on race, ethnicity, gender and income. A united and healthy America is not what the Democratic Party needs or wants.

Democrats do not offer coherent policies to address national issues, but rather present a collection of simultaneous arguments embracing grievances and entitlements for which no solutions are ever found and whose demands for redress become ever more extreme.

Democrats are progressive because, in order to preserve their voter base, they must move progressively further and further to the left, inventing new crises, creating greater resentment, telling bigger lies and applying more and more coercion in order to implement their increasingly radical agenda.

In their mindless and “ends justify the means” pursuit of their ideological goals and a de facto one-party state, the trajectory of Democratic policies inevitably leads to an economy and the civil rights practices of Zimbabwe with a population of disgruntled postal workers.

In contrast, Republicans have no principles at all, except those related to elections and retaining their position as the minority party from where they can perform their post-election pandering to special interests while ignoring the needs and desires of their constituents. They don’t want to challenge the Democrat ruling elite, they want to join it, as junior partners in a government ruling class that rejects representative government and sees itself as distinct from the rest of society. By repeatedly voicing support for measures that contradict the views of Republican voters, like amnesty for illegal immigrants, the Republican establishment has made political orphans of millions of Americans.

Both parties practice deception, political expediency and, when necessary, voter fraud to maintain the corrupt status quo and foster a culture of dependency on the government. Democrats create dependency by expanding federal control and entitlements, while Republicans promote dependency by limiting voter choice and crushing or co-opting independent thinkers and grassroots movements like the Tea Party.

Yet, I'll wager we overcome all this anti-liberty nonsense and eventually the rights of the individual will reign supreme. Especially if we are armed. Reject globalism. Reject collectivism.